SORRY FOR THE JIBBER JABBER

Rebecca Taube is bored, so somewhere between searching for the holy grail and making instant oats, she finds the time to write here (She lost her pen and moleskin)

Dinner Is Served.

I awoke to the sound of a gurgling beast. Only a moment ago, I had been dreaming of the days before the uprising, and now, looming over me was one of them. Opening its mouth to reveal a chasm filled with bile and gore, it’s stench filled the small cave bringing tears to my eyes. 

Unarmed and trapped, I pressed myself against the cold stone. A dark smile emerged on the creatures face, forcing a thick green-goo to pour from the corners of its mouth. 

It lunged at me, gripping my small body within its rotting fingers. Thrashing back and fourth was useless, now that they had found me, they would give me no chance to escape. It let out a horrifying howl followed by a cackle deep in its chest.

“Not so hard to catch,” was what I assumed the creature spoke. It’s decaying body made it nearly impossible to understand. It began to mutter something else that was lost to me. 

Lifting me upwards, the monster brought me close to it’s face. I did not turn away, but faced the grinning beast.

Its dark red eyes bore into me, it’s rotting exterior covered me, and its unbearable breath paralyzed me. I stared into the eyes of a food monster, one of thousands that now enslaved the human race.

The darkest dawns do follow the endlessness of night,

while demons outlast the twilight shadows and creep into the day. 

Coming Soon

We are the watchers of the night, the protectors of the city, and enforcers of the law. Alone we stand, but together we fight.

We are The Night Watchers.


Sincerely, 

The Masked Bandit

The Black Cloak

The Dark Marksman

& The Shadow Shifter


I Am The Masked Bandit

I was born with a purpose.

The population of Toronto now counts over two million people. The districts surrounding the city increases that number to over five million. A city is defined by its people, whether it knows them by name or not. To protect our home, we must protect ourselves. While the city sleeps, I make it my duty to watch over them all. 

I am The Masked Bandit, and I am keeping you alive.

3. The Strong Do Fall

[Four months from now]

February 29th, 2012

Rain poured down against the cracked cement. The night sky remained hidden behind dark storm clouds, turning the deserted storage lot into a lightless maze. I walked on, leaving the stoney pavement and sinking into the ankle-deep mud. 

I felt water ooze between my toes and cringed at the freezing sting. My black body suit was just as saturated, now slick and shining.

It was impossible to focus. The pounding rain echoed loudly as it bounced off hundreds of storage units and the ground was lost beneath a blanket of mist. The mud that flooded over every surface formed a sticky layer of filth. 

I ran steadily onwards, making my way through the lot. In search of Henry, I threw myself into the air and clung to the side of a tall storage container. The large structure had become so slippery from the rain that upon grasping it’s ledge, my fingers slid out of place and my body fell downwards with great force against the cement. My head cracked as it bounced off the muddy stone, sending a crippling scream from my lips.

After a moment of shock, I rolled onto my stomach and grasped my pounding head with my hands. When I pulled them away, I screamed again in horror upon seeing the large amount of blood now covering my hands. The crashing rain muted my cries while I struggled to stand.

With all my might I stood myself up but a dizzying sickness struck me and I was thrown back down. I stared up at the sky raining down on me and screamed.

Henry had easily ascended to the tops of the containers. His cloak was a heavy mass of fabric against his back. Fur clung to his eyes and hung around him. He could not see well, but he could hear and smell. He sorted every scent he encountered through the smell of rain, which dampened everything. 

Jumping from one container to another, Henry landed and rolled himself to a stop before crashing over the ledge. He stood up, blinded by the storm, and smelt through the heavy air. Even stronger than the scent of rain was the overpowering smell of fresh blood.

I awoke suddenly, still half submerged in water. The fall had caused me to black out and left me disoriented. I was unsure of how long I had been there, or if the gash on my head still bled.

From within the dark rain, I heard the shuffling of pebbles and splashing of heavy footsteps. In great exasperation, I called out to Henry several times. The steps grew nearer and louder, their heaviness increasing. In horror, I threw my hands over my mouth. Henry’s small body would hardly make a sound when trotting across the ground through the crashing storm. His approach was almost always undetectable, and the footsteps nearing me only grew louder.

Scrambling on the pavement, I flipped onto my stomach and began to drag myself forward. I dug my nails into the rock and grunted while pulling my weight.

As I attempted to lift myself onto my knees, I was struck by a powerful kick to the back, throwing me down towards the ground. I cried out again but only for a moment because two huge hands reached around my neck and lifted me to my feet.

The hands closed tightly around my throat, and I wheezed in struggle to breath. My body hung limply, the pressure around my neck increasing. 

Just as my eyes began to roll back, the hands released my neck and tossed me to the ground. I lay still for several minutes overcome with pain. When I opened my eyes, I noticed that that the rain had stopped.

The pavement let off a steamy mist in the cold night air, and in front of me, the figure stood half submerged in fog.

He was tall and thin with a distinct frailness. Though, this appeared to have no affect on his strength. He was dressed in all black and wore small, rimless glasses. Behind the thin glass, his dark eyes darted around with an indescribable wildness. He noticed my gaze and in a sudden calmness focused all of his energy on me. His eyes because still and a smile grew on his lips.

“I am so happy we could finally meet,” said the man.

He knelt down and brought himself within inches of me. After smiling for several moments, he reached out his hand and cupped my face. A single tear rolled down my cheek and he gently brushed it away.

“You certainly have taken a tumble” he whispered. “You should learn to be more careful.”

He took his hand off my face and placed it delicately on my head. He stroked my hair several times and held it in his fingers, and in a sudden motion, yanked it downward. My head snapped backwards sending a moan from my lips before my hair was quickly released from his grasp.

In that moment, Henry appeared. I noticed him hiding atop a stack of containers and began to breath heavily in panic. 

The man cocked his head at me, smiling again, but did not move. Coming from behind him, Henry leapt off the container towards the man. As he flew towards us, the man suddenly turned around with incredible speed and grabbed Henry out of the air. In a single motion, he flung him into the side of another container leaving him motionless on the ground.

The man returned to me, saying nothing of the ambush. 

“As I said, it is wonderful to meet you, Rebecca,” he whispered cooly into the night air. “I’ve waited for so long.”

I nearly stopped breathing when he spoke my name. It was impossible, no one knew my identity.

“My name is Luther Vipond, and I’ve come here to give you a choice.”

My lips could not find the words to speak. Henry lay several yards from us, still unmoving. 

Luther brought his lips close to my neck and I felt his hot breath against my skin.

“Would you like to live,” he whispered into my ear, “or shall I kill you now?”

He rested his forehead against me, waiting for my answer.

2. The Black Cloak

Oct 26th, 2011

Henry entered my room and lay beside me. We had not spoken for days, but simply remained in silent solitude. He was a comfort to me, but even with him by my side, I could not find the strength within myself to feel alive again.

“I can’t stop seeing his face,” were the first words muttered in days, “and all I want to do is forget.”

Henry made no reply, but only stared off at some unintelligible space. I was uncertain if he had heard me, but after a long pause, continued. 

“He never approved of me bringing you home, don’t you remember. I promised him you would be no trouble.” I smiled, recalling the days of our past. 

“You were so young… but you were just what I needed, you and I, we completed each other.” 

Henry was looking at me now, but still at a loss for words. I did not blame him, even I was shocked by my willingness to speak.

“You know, with father gone, it is just us,” I whispered.

The days passed had been strenuous. I was unable to present myself at court when my father was sentenced to imprisonment. My badly bruised body was a constant reminder of the night he had been captured and handed to the police, by the hand of his own daughter. 

During the trial, Henry had disappeared. I could only assume that he had snuck into the court house to observe the case. After all, he was responsible for gathering most of the evidence against my father.

The collection of evidence and research was usually left to Henry. No one expects to be followed by a dog. It was his cleverness that allowed him such success, always making himself present yet undetectable.

Without a word, Henry jumped from the bed landing steadily on the floor. He trotted out of the room and into the darkness of the hallway. I sighed heavily, pulling the bed sheets over my head.

I imagined living in a normal world, one far away from the one I was apart of.

After some time, I heard a kind of shuffling within the darkness. Usually quiet as a ghost, I knew Henry only made these sounds now to grab my attention. I pushed the sheets away from my face and peered out at the figure before me.

Standing tall, Henry appeared to blend in with the shadows. Thick black cloth fell around him and his eyes shone with determination. The deep black color of his cloak and face mask radiated against his white fur.

Before me, amidst the darkness that surrounded us, stood The Black Cloak. 

“There may only be room in this world for one Masked Bandit,” recalled Henry, “but she will never be alone. I am The Black Cloak, and I will always be by your side.”

I sat up and exhaled deeply. I took in a deep breath and allowed the air to flow into my lungs. I felt the life enter my body again, and was suddenly awakened.

“Get your mask,” said Henry with a curled smile on his face, “tonight, the darkness becomes our light.”

1. A Masked Bandit

October 21st, 2011

There was something in the air that night, possibly the coming of Hallows eve, or the heavy crispness that accompanies fall. We had been roaming the streets for no less than an hour and had still found no sign of the villain. The city was deserted, littered with the remains of garbage and cigarettes. The only sound produced by our feet was the gentle crackle of fallen leaves, and still I feared this was enough to make our presence known.

The mask around my face was tight and my cheeks perspired lightly in the cold air. Henry appeared at home in the chill, his thick woolen hair providing protection. Even beneath his black cloak, the luminescent white hair glowed in the moonlight. 

Furthering ourselves from home base, we dove into the night in pursuit. To much had been sacrificed to let this case run cold and failure was not an option. 

Just then, as if by our desire, a gust of wind rushed past us, screeching a ghostly howl. But this was not the wind, we knew enough now to blame this attack on the villain we intended to defeat.

In panic, I lowered onto all fours and grasped the concrete below me. My partner tightened his cloak around him, struggling to lower himself within the heavy wind. The villain could not be seen, but only heard.

“He is running around us, trying to create a twister,” I screamed over the screeching wind.

“His power gives him the strength to gain unimaginable speed,” screamed Henry in response. “The more momentum he gains, the less chance we will have of stopping him.” he added, “and I don’t know how much longer I can hold on. I am to light.”

The wind increased, our masked villain running faster and faster around us. Henry’s feet began to lift in the air, his tail whipping around behind him.

“HOLD ON,” I urged, “I think I have a plan.”

“AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE,” Henry demanded, his voice barely reaching me.

“The faster you run…” I whispered, “The harder you fall.

With my silent utterance, I launched my body into the twister and directly into the villains path. Faster than I could fathom, his force hit me, harder than any collision I had ever felt. Our bodies collided with the sound of a thousand gunshots and we were both thrown.

“BANDIT,” I heard Henry scream in reaction to the crippling noise. He lifted himself from the ground, the wind now dying down.

I could scarcely see after my body was flung into a building, shattering particles of brick from the walls. Blinded, I jumped to my feet and listened. I could hear the heavy breath and struggling of the villain, thrown off to the left of me. Blindly, I scampered down the alleyway, and upon reaching him, tossed my body atop of his and wrapped my bloodied fingers around his neck.

“There’s no need,” cried Henry from behind me. “I think you’ve knocked him out.”

“Don’t be so sure,” I gasped, still uneasy from the fall.

Just then, the man uttered some unintelligible word from his paper thin lips. The broken voice sounded strangely familiar to my ringing ears.

“Speak up,” I spat, “I’ve been on your trail to long to hear you babble like a goddamn baby.”

Regaining my sight, I saw that the man was wearing a mask, one remarkably similar to mine. With ferocity, I tore the mask from him, revealing the face of our villain. 

“YOU PIG,” I screamed, tears rolling from my eyes. “It was you, all along. I should have known, I should have guessed!”

As I raised my hand to hit him, Henry reached out his own to stop my blow.

“Don’t lower yourself to that of a rodent,” muttered Henry, staring down awestruck. “The law will deal with him.”

“How can you be so calm,” I moaned, “how can you even look at him.”

I stared down at the face of the man one last time. Hours of research had been dedicated to revealing his identity, and for months he had alluded us. We never could have anticipated that the answer we worked so hard to obtain was right before our eyes. In fact, the man we intended to destroy was closer to us than Henry and I had ever imagined. 

I continued to stare down at the man, now maskless. 

“Father,” I breathed, to low for Henry to hear, “There can only be one masked bandit.”

And I raised my hand to strike him with all my might.

[This is the first installment of a fictional diary kept by an undercover super hero, named Rebecca (a fictional version of myself), and her sidekick, Henry (also a fictional representation) my dog. Imagine a mix of reality and the surreal, in which the the characters exist in a realistic world but participate in fictitious and often unrealistic events. For example, Henry is an ordinary dog by day. But, when chosen, he has the ability to adopt human characteristics in order to fight crime, and obviously, the ability to communicate with me in battle to defeat super villains. This collection will focus on the entries recollected by Rebecca, detailing specific events in their lives that parallel the rawness of her reality with the power of imagination . YES, this is the nerdiest thing I have ever done.] [This is for you, Jeremy Visser]

My dog is having more fun than me right now.

A Clear Midnight

This is thy hour O Soul, thy free flight into the wordless,
Away from books, away from art, the day erased, the lesson
	done,
Thee fully forth emerging, silent, gazing, pondering the
	themes thou lovest best,
Night, sleep, death and the stars.

A poem by Walt Whitman